Tag: funny
group name: happyplace
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February 24, 2007 09:04 PM EST --
Nothing chills me to the bone quicker than having to speak in front of a group of people. I'm sure it must look quite amusing to others to see a grown man's knees shake so bad that he can . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A . . . more
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June 03, 2007 02:17 AM EDT --
Funny e-mail
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, "What do you think you . . . more
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April 23, 2007 12:39 PM EDT --
One night after work I planned to see a new action movie with my brother. We are both avid movie watchers and get together from time to time to see them. I try to be prepared for all senerios . . . more
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June 05, 2007 02:27 AM EDT --
funny e-mail
These are responses you may use when caught sleeping on the job:
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described . . . more
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May 07, 2007 03:41 PM EDT --
My wife just sent this out a few minutes ago... I have to share...
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Hey there,
I came home today after working at Ladies Workout Express where I do childcare twice . . . more
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April 01, 2008 01:20 PM EDT --
"I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble."--Helen Keller
This morning, my sister, . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:28 PM EDT --
A Prayer Upon Waking
Dear God, so far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, and I haven't lost my temper.
I haven't been grumpy, nasty or selfish, and I'm really glad of . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:43 PM EDT --
Hymns for Her
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever . . . more
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June 24, 2007 11:57 AM EDT --
Waking Up for Church
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."
"Why not?" she . . . more
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April 28, 2008 07:41 AM EDT --
Ever since I can recall, my dad has been telling The Pig Story. He tells it with great flourish and over the years, he's perfected a series of coy pauses and soft smiles, delivered at just the . . . more
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May 12, 2008 07:11 AM EDT --
I was in a public restroom the other day, doing what one does in such places, when I realized that civilization - even the fairly savage form of civilization that has existed since Janet Jackson's . . . more
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February 03, 2007 12:58 AM EST --
I found my diary from 6th grade in a box of things that you just can't thow out. It is one of those with a lame lock that your brother knows how to open, so I don't know why they bother . . . more
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June 21, 2008 06:44 PM EDT --
Lightening crashed and turned dusk into illuminated twilight
Winds swept past the bathroom valance and sprayed droplets
through the screen on bare legs below sitting atop the throne.
We ate good, . . . more
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June 04, 2007 09:50 AM EDT --
Several years ago my brother invited me to Chuck E Cheese with him and his family. He has four
girls and they were young at the time and loved Chucky, especially his second daughter.
He took them . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:50 PM EDT --
Forrest Gump in Heaven
Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to . . . more
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May 17, 2007 07:39 AM EDT --
God is Watching
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "Take only one, God is watching." . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:35 PM EDT --
Five Jewish Men
Five Jewish men influenced the history of Western civilization.
Moses said the law is everything.
Jesus said love is everything.
Marx said capital is everything.
Freud said sex is . . . more
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March 11, 2007 11:12 PM EDT --
Don't Wake your Neighbors!
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room . . . more
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March 11, 2007 11:36 PM EDT --
Born-Again Hindu
A zealous Christian who was trying to convert a Hindu found himself getting nowhere. "The thing is," argued the frustrated Christian, "you have to be born again!" . . . more
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