Tag: humor
group name: happyplace
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February 24, 2007 09:04 PM EST --
Nothing chills me to the bone quicker than having to speak in front of a group of people. I'm sure it must look quite amusing to others to see a grown man's knees shake so bad that he can . . . more
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July 01, 2008 10:45 AM EDT --
My husband, Kevin, had a week's vacation last week. After helping my sister and her husband move into their new home, he went to work on our bedroom. Our bedroom has always been a little drab. I think . . . more
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July 16, 2008 11:31 AM EDT --
Habitat for Humanity – Good cause or destroyer of souls
Last year my husband and son flew south and worked for Habitat in Mississippi. I was proud of them. They helped several people with the . . . more
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July 15, 2008 09:45 AM EDT --
Kevin is a sweetheart. We have an acre of grass and he insists on mowing it. For years I've told him that I can help mow. I recently found out I'm severely allergic to grass, so I'm thankful . . . more
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March 06, 2007 11:17 AM EST --
Bank Robbery Didn’t Pay
Some years ago I was having a tire repaired at a gas station next to a bank. As I sat waiting I noticed activity and shouting near the entrance to the bank . . . more
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April 05, 2008 09:15 PM EDT --
Years ago if anyone told me I'd enjoy scrapbooking, I'd have laughed in their face. I'd probably have made hideous designs on their paper just to show them it was not going to happen. I might . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A . . . more
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February 22, 2007 06:15 PM EST --
Another Catastrophe Passed On by
I had to give up my seat in front of this computer, and take Smokey Joe to the vet to get his stitches out. That is at least a 120 mile round trip, and Jane couldn’t . . . more
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May 06, 2007 01:21 PM EDT --
I'm like a fat girl who desperately needs to be Barbie.
I need to put a stop to this. It is probably worse because I didn’t go to church today. It’s bad enough that on Saturday I watch . . . more
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December 15, 2007 12:16 PM EST --
I stroke your long black hair
Gleaming in the sunbeams
I embrace your graceful body
I feel your soft warm kisses
I hear your eager murmurs
As you writhe within my arms
I smell . . . more
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June 03, 2007 02:17 AM EDT --
Funny e-mail
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, "What do you think you . . . more
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February 27, 2008 11:35 AM EST --
Decisions, Decisions!
I'm off to a good start this morning. I took my pills, fed Chatterbox, my sick old female cat, cleaned the cat boxes, filled my 7-day pill boxes - one for morning pills and . . . more
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June 24, 2007 11:57 AM EDT --
Waking Up for Church
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."
"Why not?" she . . . more
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December 29, 2007 12:17 AM EST --
Why does someone get offended when someone else laughs?
Why does someone get offended when someone looks at life with a sense of humor?
Do people think that ambulance drivers pull up to a horrible . . . more
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April 01, 2008 01:20 PM EDT --
"I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble."--Helen Keller
This morning, my sister, . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:28 PM EDT --
A Prayer Upon Waking
Dear God, so far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, and I haven't lost my temper.
I haven't been grumpy, nasty or selfish, and I'm really glad of . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:43 PM EDT --
Hymns for Her
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever . . . more
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May 07, 2007 03:41 PM EDT --
My wife just sent this out a few minutes ago... I have to share...
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Hey there,
I came home today after working at Ladies Workout Express where I do childcare twice . . . more
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June 28, 2008 12:55 PM EDT --
It is curious little items like this that make TV channel surfing interesting. Recently I surfed onto a program about the 'Little Ice Age", an event that lowered and fluctuated the temperature . . . more
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April 28, 2008 07:41 AM EDT --
Ever since I can recall, my dad has been telling The Pig Story. He tells it with great flourish and over the years, he's perfected a series of coy pauses and soft smiles, delivered at just the . . . more
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