Tag: joke
group name: happyplace
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October 05, 2007 11:58 AM EDT --
A girlfriend of mine told me this joke the other day. Thought I would share it with you guys.
So there's this husband and wife that are about to give birth to a new baby. The wife has just went . . . more
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July 06, 2007 05:59 PM EDT --
Subject: Aliens
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July 16, 2007 02:40 PM EDT --
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't . . . more
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August 30, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. . . . more
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August 31, 2007 11:06 AM EDT --
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will
assume you are . . . more
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June 13, 2007 02:54 PM EDT --
This is another anonymous joke.
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went . . . more
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December 31, 2006 05:26 PM EST --
King Arthur or Lancelot’s Dilemma
(This is another gem from my friend Mike. I don’t know who wrote this fable but I just have to share it with you!)
King Arthur or Lancelot’s . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:28 PM EDT --
A Prayer Upon Waking
Dear God, so far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, and I haven't lost my temper.
I haven't been grumpy, nasty or selfish, and I'm really glad of . . . more
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June 24, 2007 11:57 AM EDT --
Waking Up for Church
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."
"Why not?" she . . . more
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December 22, 2007 01:09 PM EST --
I don't know if this is true or not. I thought it was funny even if somebody made it up. Somebody e-mailed it to me.
This is too sweet to keep to myself.
Merry Christmas Everyone! . . . more
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July 25, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
This is a terrible joke, but it was so funny that I had to post it.
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July 25, 2008 01:26 PM EDT --
_Never Argue with a Woman_
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. . . . more
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August 26, 2008 11:31 AM EDT --
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
May your troubles be less,
may your blessings be more, . . . more
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August 01, 2007 02:06 PM EDT --
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the . . . more
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August 31, 2007 04:13 PM EDT --
A Detroit Tigers scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play baseball and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to states.Two weeks later the Tigers are in a close game . . . more
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January 28, 2008 03:40 PM EST --
Name something you wouldn't want to find after the snow melts in the Spring.
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May 30, 2008 10:19 AM EDT --
JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:50 PM EDT --
Forrest Gump in Heaven
Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to . . . more
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March 11, 2007 11:36 PM EDT --
Born-Again Hindu
A zealous Christian who was trying to convert a Hindu found himself getting nowhere. "The thing is," argued the frustrated Christian, "you have to be born again!" . . . more
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March 11, 2007 11:39 PM EDT --
A Birthday Wish
Little Sonia was shouting her prayers. "Please God send me a new doll for my birthday."
Her mother, overhearing this, said, "Don't shout dear, God isn't deaf." . . . more
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