Tag: sense of humor
group name: happyplace
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December 29, 2007 12:17 AM EST --
Why does someone get offended when someone else laughs?
Why does someone get offended when someone looks at life with a sense of humor?
Do people think that ambulance drivers pull up to a horrible . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A . . . more
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March 25, 2007 12:25 AM EDT --
An email forward I got...
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If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:28 PM EDT --
A Prayer Upon Waking
Dear God, so far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, and I haven't lost my temper.
I haven't been grumpy, nasty or selfish, and I'm really glad of . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:43 PM EDT --
Hymns for Her
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever . . . more
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July 20, 2007 01:58 PM EDT --
The Best Way to Pray
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the . . . more
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February 27, 2007 04:26 PM EST --
My Governor can beat up your Governor. (bumper sticker)
Minnesota Slogans
1. I came, I thawed, I transferred....
2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
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July 23, 2008 01:10 PM EDT --
THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD 1 TO PASS
My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was . . . more
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June 24, 2007 11:57 AM EDT --
Waking Up for Church
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."
"Why not?" she . . . more
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February 23, 2007 12:07 PM EST --
What do you have if there are 25 male deer and 25 female hogs?
Wait for it...
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February 26, 2007 02:09 PM EST --
Words that Really Should Exist from A to Z
Abracadabbler: an amateur magician.
Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book.
Carbage: the trash found in your automobile.
Dadicated: being the best . . . more
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July 09, 2007 07:17 AM EDT --
A Heavenly Welcome
A contractor dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:50 PM EDT --
Forrest Gump in Heaven
Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to . . . more
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May 17, 2007 07:39 AM EDT --
God is Watching
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "Take only one, God is watching." . . . more
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July 31, 2007 01:14 PM EDT --
A Lawyer and the Pope Die and Go to Heaven…
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and . . . more
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June 22, 2007 03:23 PM EDT --
From my email inbox...
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Early one evening a man went out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawn mower, a few gardening tools . . . more
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March 07, 2007 10:40 PM EST --
A friend I knew in MN forwarded this to me. While not all of these are exclusive to MN, most of them are from my recollection of my 2 year stint 'upnort'...
[rcv'd in email]
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March 30, 2007 10:44 AM EDT --
In my email today...
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There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911."You gotta help me find my parrot!"
The . . . more
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April 06, 2007 03:04 PM EDT --
From the archives on my hard drive...
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1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
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March 31, 2007 08:54 PM EDT --
The Jewish Atheist
On New York's Upper West Side lived an assimilated Jew who was a militant atheist. But he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its denominational roots, it’s a . . . more
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